you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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