Christians are straight up FREAKS
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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