Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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