Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Randomize
