my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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