Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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