i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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