Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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