you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
