Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
