batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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