I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There's always time for handjobs
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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