you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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