are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My liver just had a heart attack.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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