the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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