in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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