it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i dont even know how to be here
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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