it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he wants to bone in the snuggie
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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