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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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