i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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