OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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