Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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