Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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