he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
