And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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