you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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