part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she pinky promised me she was 18
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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