So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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