what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
