So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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