I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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