i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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