Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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