Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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