she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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