**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I understand Curling. That high.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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