i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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