I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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