gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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