i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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