I cannot find my penis.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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