Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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