I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
