Pappa wants mamma naked
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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