you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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