Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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