YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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