At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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