You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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