How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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