But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
