Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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