Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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