Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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