Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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