Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
that is very illegal...i love you.
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