Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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