Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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