So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
it's great music for shaving your balls
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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